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Gordon Gekko
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:52 am Post subject: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAAAAAA
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Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table.
Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over.
The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands.
If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:
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So true.
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Mike Fatcessa
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:05 am Post subject:
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If Mike would have ever managed to get up on the scorers table I think it would break and collapse before he could even take a stride towards the stands
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:
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The whole building would be in danger.
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Art Rust Jr
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:26 am Post subject:
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"RO! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU..........but first let me square up with this hot dog vendor. I'll have fauw with everything, two bags of those sweet nuts, and a diet coke."
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Peerless Boiler
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject:
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Fatty would claim that he had an inside source with security that there was an problem.....walk slowly up to the seat around the score table, and viciously beat that fan with his man boobs and then drown him in a sweat pool....after he was done he would ask Ro to get him 3 diet cokes to cool down
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jjay
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:
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I wonder if he would talk about it as much as he talks about King Kong
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Terrell Owens
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:
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In my 3 months on this board, this is the most hilarious thread I have seen so far.
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:
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Fatty is an easy target.
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Caveman
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject:
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Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots.
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Terrell Owens
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject:
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I don't know about how obese he is. But let me say this. I would be terrified if he comes storming towards me with all of his girth.
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Georgia Frontiere
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject:
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It's not that Mike is the fattest guy on the planet, but more that he has a "load" personality.
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Jerome
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:
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ahhh man, im glad someone posted this i havent had the time. i was LAUGHING MY *** OFF IN THE CAR when mike was talking about it too.
after reading this thread i literally laughed out loud.
GOOD JOB GUYS!
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Mike's Left Man Boob
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject:
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Caveman wrote:
Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots.
11:30 Sunday night on NBC. Wtahc Mike'd Up. The only thing bigger than Francesa is the giant bowl of popcorn sitting in front of him.
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Gordon Gekko
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:15 am Post subject:
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I actually saw him at a Knick game in the playoffs, maybe 10 years ago, anyway he was coming back from his seat heading to the concession area. I had to do a double take, he is much larger in person. I couldn't believe how big the guy was.
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Mike's Left Man Boob
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:50 am Post subject:
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I'm surprised he doesn't have a lackey or a trained monkey or something to go to the concession stand for him.
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Gordon Gekko
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:59 am Post subject:
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He was walking toward the area, I didn't actually see him on line waiting for popcorn. I just hope in my life I am not sitting in the stands when he decides to jump into the crowd.
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Caveman
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:
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I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite.
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Sidrosenberg
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:36 am Post subject:
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Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty!
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racks
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Caveman, You rock!
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SteveJRogers
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject:
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Caveman wrote:
I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite.
Hey they do say all the time that they both pay for any games they attend
Sure its top of the line but they still are in the stands
Remember Francesa always brings up "Loser Row" of Russo and his Crack Committee Crew
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Mike's Left Man Boob
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject:
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Sidrosenberg wrote:
Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty!
Francesa is similar to Comic Book Guy in more ways than girth. Know-it-all, arrogant, pedantic, etc.
To be fair though, at least Comic Book Guy knows how to use the internet. It's a joke to see Mike looking stuff up in a book for 10 minutes when the answer is seconds away.
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MisterZero
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also.
I thought Mike said that if a slice of pizza fell he'd jump into the stands to save it from hitting the ground, I must've misunderstood. I love mike, but...c'mon already.
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Mike Fatcessa
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:
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Wanted to bump this thread just because it's so hillarious
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Andoy
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:47 am Post subject:
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Watch out guys, Mike may be coming after ya!
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Francesa's Lunchbox
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table.
Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over.
The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands.
If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits
ROTFLMAO
This is the third time I've read this topic, and each time I end up spitting drink all over my screen.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:52 am Post subject: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAAAAAA
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Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table.
Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over.
The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands.
If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:
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So true.
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Mike Fatcessa
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:05 am Post subject:
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If Mike would have ever managed to get up on the scorers table I think it would break and collapse before he could even take a stride towards the stands
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:
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The whole building would be in danger.
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Art Rust Jr
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:26 am Post subject:
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"RO! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU..........but first let me square up with this hot dog vendor. I'll have fauw with everything, two bags of those sweet nuts, and a diet coke."
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Peerless Boiler
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject:
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Fatty would claim that he had an inside source with security that there was an problem.....walk slowly up to the seat around the score table, and viciously beat that fan with his man boobs and then drown him in a sweat pool....after he was done he would ask Ro to get him 3 diet cokes to cool down
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jjay
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:
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I wonder if he would talk about it as much as he talks about King Kong
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Terrell Owens
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:
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In my 3 months on this board, this is the most hilarious thread I have seen so far.
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racks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:
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Fatty is an easy target.
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Caveman
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject:
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Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots.
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Terrell Owens
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject:
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I don't know about how obese he is. But let me say this. I would be terrified if he comes storming towards me with all of his girth.
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Georgia Frontiere
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject:
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It's not that Mike is the fattest guy on the planet, but more that he has a "load" personality.
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Jerome
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:
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ahhh man, im glad someone posted this i havent had the time. i was LAUGHING MY *** OFF IN THE CAR when mike was talking about it too.
after reading this thread i literally laughed out loud.
GOOD JOB GUYS!
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Mike's Left Man Boob
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject:
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Caveman wrote:
Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots.
11:30 Sunday night on NBC. Wtahc Mike'd Up. The only thing bigger than Francesa is the giant bowl of popcorn sitting in front of him.
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Gordon Gekko
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:15 am Post subject:
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I actually saw him at a Knick game in the playoffs, maybe 10 years ago, anyway he was coming back from his seat heading to the concession area. I had to do a double take, he is much larger in person. I couldn't believe how big the guy was.
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Mike's Left Man Boob
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:50 am Post subject:
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I'm surprised he doesn't have a lackey or a trained monkey or something to go to the concession stand for him.
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Gordon Gekko
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:59 am Post subject:
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He was walking toward the area, I didn't actually see him on line waiting for popcorn. I just hope in my life I am not sitting in the stands when he decides to jump into the crowd.
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Caveman
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:
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I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite.
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Sidrosenberg
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:36 am Post subject:
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Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty!
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racks
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject:
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Caveman, You rock!
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SteveJRogers
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject:
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Caveman wrote:
I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite.
Hey they do say all the time that they both pay for any games they attend
Sure its top of the line but they still are in the stands
Remember Francesa always brings up "Loser Row" of Russo and his Crack Committee Crew
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Mike's Left Man Boob
Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 123
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject:
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Sidrosenberg wrote:
Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty!
Francesa is similar to Comic Book Guy in more ways than girth. Know-it-all, arrogant, pedantic, etc.
To be fair though, at least Comic Book Guy knows how to use the internet. It's a joke to see Mike looking stuff up in a book for 10 minutes when the answer is seconds away.
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MisterZero
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 16
Location: Losaida
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also.
I thought Mike said that if a slice of pizza fell he'd jump into the stands to save it from hitting the ground, I must've misunderstood. I love mike, but...c'mon already.
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Mike Fatcessa
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:
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Wanted to bump this thread just because it's so hillarious
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Andoy
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:47 am Post subject:
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Watch out guys, Mike may be coming after ya!
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Francesa's Lunchbox
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Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table.
Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over.
The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands.
If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits
ROTFLMAO
This is the third time I've read this topic, and each time I end up spitting drink all over my screen.
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