"Auomtatics" on a NFL schedule

mikes genius line about teams on your schedule, apaprently this idiot hasnt found out now that no game in the nfl is a given

i think hes just using a built in excuse when his picks go wrong..

Terrible job by Myers in the News today. Doesn't he know Nostradamus Francesa is the only person capable of correctly predicting NFL results long before they take place?

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/2008/08/08/2008-08-08_brett_favre_green__white_will_jet_into_a-1.html

Dog: Ok, Mikey, lets go through this Jet's schedule and see what we got, whaddya say?

Tank: Alright Dog...

Dog: Week 1, at miami

Tank: Win...That's a win Dog...

Dog: Week 2, the Pats come to the Meadowlands..

Tank: Whatchamacallit, uh Brady, the Pats...loss.

Dog: Ok, 1 and 1, week 3, at San Diego.

Tank: Loss.

Dog: Yeah, no chance Mikey, no chance. 1 and 2, ok, week 4, Arizoner comes in.....

Tank: They'll be better, but with Favre...win.

Dog: You don't think they could come in here and steal one, Arizoner?

Tank: No Dog, with Favre, and their re worked defense...win.

Dog: OK, 2 and 2. Now...Week five, Bye comes in to the Meadow...ohh wait, what's that Eddie?... oh....ok, oh I see. Wait a second here.... I'm lookin at this wrong I think...what? Oh....Ok, I see what it is here, oh, not the "team"...oh, what? Hold on here. Oh, I see, it's the bye week. I got confused here with the sloppy handwriting that I CAN'T READ here, sloppy job there....poorly produced.

Tank: Yeah, that's their bye week, it's early this year for them. You know they don't like when it's that early Dog. Bill used to always tell me they don't wan't that too early. Other coaches have told me that too, when I talk to coaches, they tell me, and I talk to a lot of coaches, that they don't want it too early Dog. That's early for the bye week Dog. I'm sure Mangini doesn't want that. That's the bye dog, early for them. They won't like that.

Dog: Ok, so we skip ahead to week 6, the Bengals come in Mikey.

Tank: They're a mess dog, the Bengals are still a mess...win.

Dog: You don't think, with that good quarterback, what's his name? Uhh, Carlin, uh Palmer, you don't.......

Tank: No Dog, they're a mess....Win. Jets win that game.

Dog: Ok, 3 and 2. We go to week 7, lets see here....uhhh...they go to Oakland..

Tank: Win. They'll definately win that one dog..

Dog: Well it is in Oakland Mike...long trip, cross the country....

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 4 and 2.Then the Chiefs come in, you got the Chiefs at home...

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 5 and 2...Then they go to Buffalo...they might be better Mikey...

Tank: With Favre...win. The weather won't bother him, he's a duck. He wills them a win that week dog....That's a game they'd lose with Chad, but they win with Favre. They win that one dog, only because of Favre Dog. He's a duck. ....Favre's a duck.......Win.

And on and on it goes............

The worst is after a big win by the jets or giants. Monday at 1:05 instead of analyzing the game they'll go straight to the schedule and do that for 15 minutes. Awful radio when you just wanna hear about the game

Dog: Ok, Mikey, lets go through this Jet's schedule and see what we got, whaddya say?

Tank: Alright Dog...

Dog: Week 1, at miami

Tank: That's a win...

Dog: Week 2, the Pats come to the Meadowlands..

Tank: Whatchamacallit, uh Brady, the Pats...loss.

Dog: Ok, 1 and 1, week 3, at San Diego.

Tank: Loss.

Dog: 1 and 2, ok, week 4, Arizoner comes in.....

Tank: They'll be better, but with Favre...win.

Dog: OK, 2 and 2. Now...Week five, Bye comes in to the Meadow...ohh wait, what's that Eddie, oh....ok, oh I see. Wait a second here.... I'm lookin at this wrong...what? Oh....Oh, I see, oh, not the "team"...oh, what? Hold on here. Oh, I see, it's the bye week. I got confused here with the sloppy handwriting that I CAN'T READ here, sloppy job there....

Tank: Yeah, that's their bye week, it's early this year for them. You know they don'y like when it's that early Dog. Bill used to always tell me they don't wan't that too early. Other coaches have told me that too, when I talk to coaches, they tell me, and I talk to a lot of coaches, that they don't want it too early Dog.

Dog: Ok, so we skip ahead to week 6, the Bengals come in Mikey.

Tank: They're a mess dog, the Bengals are still a mess...win.

Dog: Ok, 3 and 2. week 7, lets see here....they go to Oakland..

Tank: Win. You know they win that one dog..

Dog: Well it is in Oakland Mike...long trip

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 4 and 2.Then the Chiefs come in, you got the Chiefs at home...

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 5 and 2...Then they go to Buffalo...

Tank: With Favre...win. The weather won't bother him, he's a duck. He wills them a win that week dog....That's a game they'd lose with Chad, but they win with Favre. They win that one dog, only because of Favre Dog. He's a duck. ....Favre's a duck.......Win.

And on and on it goes............


I think you may have almost nailed it, except for the Miami games. Everyone knows Bill is all knowing and will outsmart the Jets, lol.

Football season is the most entertaining time to listen to M +MD just because of these ridiculous predictions and pitiful analysis of the games. I renember a show last season when Mike was still on his anti-packers bandwagon.He said the day after the Vikings game they got "a few lucky breaks" which gave them a win. Mike couldnt have been more wrong. The score was 34-0 GB and they marched up and down the field on the Vikings all day. The Vikings couldnt get anything going on offense either. Yet we got that wondeful analysis from a supposed "expert of the NFL." They are so bad they are good, if that makes any sense.

Dog: Ok, Mikey, lets go through this Jet's schedule and see what we got, whaddya say?

Tank: Alright Dog...

Dog: Week 1, at miami

Tank: Win...That's a win Dog...

Dog: Week 2, the Pats come to the Meadowlands..

Tank: Whatchamacallit, uh Brady, the Pats...loss.

Dog: Ok, 1 and 1, week 3, at San Diego.

Tank: Loss.

Dog: Yeah, no chance Mikey, no chance. 1 and 2, ok, week 4, Arizoner comes in.....

Tank: They'll be better, but with Favre...win.

Dog: You don't think they could come in here and steal one, Arizoner?

Tank: No Dog, with Favre, and their re worked defense...win.

Dog: OK, 2 and 2. Now...Week five, Bye comes in to the Meadow...ohh wait, what's that Eddie?... oh....ok, oh I see. Wait a second here.... I'm lookin at this wrong I think...what? Oh....Ok, I see what it is here, oh, not the "team"...oh, what? Hold on here. Oh, I see, it's the bye week. I got confused here with the sloppy handwriting that I CAN'T READ here, sloppy job there....poorly produced.

Tank: Yeah, that's their bye week, it's early this year for them. You know they don't like when it's that early Dog. Bill used to always tell me they don't wan't that too early. Other coaches have told me that too, when I talk to coaches, they tell me, and I talk to a lot of coaches, that they don't want it too early Dog. That's early for the bye week Dog. I'm sure Mangini doesn't want that. That's the bye dog, early for them. They won't like that.

Dog: Ok, so we skip ahead to week 6, the Bengals come in Mikey.

Tank: They're a mess dog, the Bengals are still a mess...win.

Dog: You don't think, with that good quarterback, what's his name? Uhh, Carlin, uh Palmer, you don't.......

Tank: No Dog, they're a mess....Win. Jets win that game.

Dog: Ok, 3 and 2. We go to week 7, lets see here....uhhh...they go to Oakland..

Tank: Win. They'll definately win that one dog..

Dog: Well it is in Oakland Mike...long trip, cross the country....

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 4 and 2.Then the Chiefs come in, you got the Chiefs at home...

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 5 and 2...Then they go to Buffalo...they might be better Mikey...

Tank: With Favre...win. The weather won't bother him, he's a duck. He wills them a win that week dog....That's a game they'd lose with Chad, but they win with Favre. They win that one dog, only because of Favre Dog. He's a duck. ....Favre's a duck.......Win.

And on and on it goes............


excellent job outta you in this spot

spot on spot, right through week 8 when they went away for a spot

come spot come

not a spotty job, but a spot on spot

funny stuff rick d

excellent job outta you in this spot

spot on spot, right through week 8 when they went away for a spot

come spot come

not a spotty job, but a spot on spot

funny stuff rick d

I try to bring something. I don't always succeed, but I try.

I think you may have almost nailed it, except for the Miami games. Everyone knows Bill is all knowing and will outsmart the Jets, lol.

I disagree with this thought. I see Fatso telling everyone how bad Miami is.He will make it sound like they will not win 2 games. That way anytime they win a game or even play close he go on and on about how great of a job his man crush is doing down there.

I think you may have almost nailed it, except for the Miami games. Everyone knows Bill is all knowing and will outsmart the Jets, lol.

I disagree with this thought. I see Fatso telling everyone how bad Miami is.He will make it sound like they will not win 2 games. That way anytime they win a game or even play close he go on and on about how great of a job his man crush is doing down there.

You may be right, lol.

I see Fatso telling everyone how bad Miami is.He will make it sound like they will not win 2 games. That way anytime they win a game or even play close he go on and on about how great of a job his man crush is doing down there.

Sounds about right. Plus, Mike seems to like Pennington too; he dropped the "Chad Pennington is a special, special player" bit a couple of years ago, but always throws in the "smart, bright kid; he was almost a Rhodes Scholar."

mikes genius line about teams on your schedule, apaprently this idiot hasnt found out now that no game in the nfl is a given

i think hes just using a built in excuse when his picks go wrong..

The only givens over the past few years are that the Lions and the Raiders are going to suck. Probably the Cardinals and Texans too.

The only givens over the past few years are that the Lions and the Raiders are going to suck. Probably the Cardinals and Texans too.

miami too...

Football season is the most entertaining time to listen to M +MD just because of these ridiculous predictions and pitiful analysis of the games. I renember a show last season when Mike was still on his anti-packers bandwagon.He said the day after the Vikings game they got "a few lucky breaks" which gave them a win. Mike couldnt have been more wrong. The score was 34-0 GB and they marched up and down the field on the Vikings all day. The Vikings couldnt get anything going on offense either. Yet we got that wondeful analysis from a supposed "expert of the NFL." They are so bad they are good, if that makes any sense.

I can't disagree...Football season is when our heroes are at their...well...certainly not best, if we're grading for accuracy...but certainly at their most entertaining.

I can't disagree...Football season is when our heroes are at their...well...certainly not best, if we're grading for accuracy...but certainly at their most entertaining.

Hopefully this breakup scenario is all nonsense because I can not wait for 5:30 on Fridee, September 5, when we get to hear "Where they play........FOR PAY!"

I'm going to go on record right now that if Craphonso makes the team, he will forever known as "the kid" or "the fast little kid" by Mike, and will be totally ignored by Russo for that vile and nasty name.

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Dog: Ok, Mikey, lets go through this Jet's schedule and see what we got, whaddya say?

Tank: Alright Dog...

Dog: Week 1, at miami

Tank: Win...That's a win Dog...

Dog: Week 2, the Pats come to the Meadowlands..

Tank: Whatchamacallit, uh Brady, the Pats...loss.

Dog: Ok, 1 and 1, week 3, at San Diego.

Tank: Loss.

Dog: Yeah, no chance Mikey, no chance. 1 and 2, ok, week 4, Arizoner comes in.....

Tank: They'll be better, but with Favre...win.

Dog: You don't think they could come in here and steal one, Arizoner?

Tank: No Dog, with Favre, and their re worked defense...win.

Dog: OK, 2 and 2. Now...Week five, Bye comes in to the Meadow...ohh wait, what's that Eddie?... oh....ok, oh I see. Wait a second here.... I'm lookin at this wrong I think...what? Oh....Ok, I see what it is here, oh, not the "team"...oh, what? Hold on here. Oh, I see, it's the bye week. I got confused here with the sloppy handwriting that I CAN'T READ here, sloppy job there....poorly produced.

Tank: Yeah, that's their bye week, it's early this year for them. You know they don't like when it's that early Dog. Bill used to always tell me they don't wan't that too early. Other coaches have told me that too, when I talk to coaches, they tell me, and I talk to a lot of coaches, that they don't want it too early Dog. That's early for the bye week Dog. I'm sure Mangini doesn't want that. That's the bye dog, early for them. They won't like that.

Dog: Ok, so we skip ahead to week 6, the Bengals come in Mikey.

Tank: They're a mess dog, the Bengals are still a mess...win.

Dog: You don't think, with that good quarterback, what's his name? Uhh, Carlin, uh Palmer, you don't.......

Tank: No Dog, they're a mess....Win. Jets win that game.

Dog: Ok, 3 and 2. We go to week 7, lets see here....uhhh...they go to Oakland..

Tank: Win. They'll definately win that one dog..

Dog: Well it is in Oakland Mike...long trip, cross the country....

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 4 and 2.Then the Chiefs come in, you got the Chiefs at home...

Tank: Win

Dog: OK, 5 and 2...Then they go to Buffalo...they might be better Mikey...

Tank: With Favre...win. The weather won't bother him, he's a duck. He wills them a win that week dog....That's a game they'd lose with Chad, but they win with Favre. They win that one dog, only because of Favre Dog. He's a duck. ....Favre's a duck.......Win.

And on and on it goes............

Just reading this now....and oddly, almost VERY accurate to what actually happened. lol

the beloved Browns were an automatic for the Jints

THERE ARE NO AUTOMATICS

the beloved Browns were an automatic for the Jints

THERE ARE NO AUTOMATICS

Yup. This is the NFL. If you don't come to play every week, you're going to get your arse kicked, regardless of record.

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