I am pretentious

I am a pretentious, fat prick.


I talked to Bill a couple times this week, he was worried about the Saints' offense. I said, "Coach, you know better than I do, but I think your ovahrating these guys" he said "no" "theyah good".

Is that NFL Street a video? or is it one of those game boys? you play that on computah?

This monday night game is a "clinically" interesting Monday night game and I'll use the word "clinically" because thats a word that doctah's use and I am smahta than any otha doctah out theyah. That's what my doctah tells me, you know he has his office in the same building as where Lidle's plane crashed. I've been in that building many, many times.

Titanic is a good movie. Very good movie. Not a great movie. But a very good movie. not a great movie, very good.

Godfatha and Bravehaht are great movies, dog.

Who's got bigga titties, you or Ro?

LOL

Who's got bigga titties, you or Bill?

Corrected :D

tremendous! :lol:

Who's got bigga titties, you or Ro?

I just spit my beyah all ovah my computah.

No seriously, I almost pissed myself - one of the funniest post I've ever read on the board

outstanding job Back After This!!!

uhhhhhhhhh my titties are biggah than ro's not alot but a little bit i think her's are a 34c eithah 34 or 36 i know it's one of them i think its 34 maybe 36 i think its 34 tho dog

she has good titties but mine are great, great titties, theyahhh uuuuge in fact my titties might be immortal not good, not great, immortal ro's are good, she's got good titties, not great, but good.