WHy doesnt dog have any insiders or "biridies"?

mike seems to have allt of birdiies and indiders he obivosuly has contact with why is dog not in this upper echelon?

dogs only close friends on the inside are small conference ny college hoop school coaches like tom pecora jeff ruland and will brown from albany..

dog never had a 'real job' only sports jockey.... mike worked for cbs and blows nance and bill...

Dennis From Yonkers doesn't count?

Because he doesn't have cable.