If Jabba threw a party

Who would he invite?

List 20

Parcells
Mad Dog
Carlin
Malusis
Nick Zito
Jim Nance
His Priest
Majerus
Joe Torre
Kobiyashi (the grand Nathans Hot Dog Champion)
Phil Simms
Paul Sirico (Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos)
Dominic Chianese (Uncle Junior from the Sopranos)
Lou Carnasecca
His Barber
Tom Coughlin
Russo's Father
His Bookie
Charlie Weis
AND
Barbaro (The horse)

Roe invited Kobiyashi in an attempt to keep Jabba from eating too much

Is this supposed to make me laugh?

Bernie Williams
The Ghost of Mickey Mantle
Manny Ramirez
Tim Duncan

mickelson

Dick Enberg... Forgot about him

How could you leave off Derek Jeter?

He'd probably invite Cory Lidle's kid just so the child "could say he saw Derek Jeter".

Great thread. Funny as hell. This is why I love this board.

I don't think he would invite Mad Dog. :-)

Father Harrington from St. Johns, so they can brainstorm about the next head coach in case Roberts doesn't cut it. :-)

And I guess now also the Father (I forget his last name) from Rutgers, same deal, so they can brainstorm about replacing Schiano if he leaves. :-)

Some others Francesa buddies
Imus
Chernoff
Ian Eagle
Mike Breen
Jim Fassel
Ernie Accorsi

Gary Bettman