Holiday Gift Ideas

It's that time of season again fella's. It's time to show our appreciation for the employees at WFAN that make our days so enjoyable. Here are some gifts to put under the Christmas tree, and for the Jewish fella's some surprises for near the Manora.

Jabba Francesa

A Diet Coke Machine
A box of Cialis
A gift cerificate to Ruth's Cris Steakhouse
A box of Just for Men Hair Color
The DVD Goodfellas

Chris Russo

Hooked on Phonics
A Spaulding Tennis Racket
A man purse from Coach
A home grooming system from Norelco
The DVD Notting Hill

Chris Carlin
Turtle wax to keep his dome shiny
Chris Russo's book, 10 sports arguments
A subscription to Playboy
A wig from Magnificent Maury's
The DVD King Kong Bundy's greatist matches

Mark Malusis
A Russian Mail Order bride
A box of peanuts...
All we could afford

Joe Beningo
A year subscription to the Daily Racing Form
An ashtray
A book... The life and times of Burt Reynolds
A Hess Firetruck

Steve Somers
A month subscription to EHARMONY.com
A turtleneck sweater
A Robert Frost poembook
A roundtrip ticket to Hawaii... He needs a vacation

John Minko
101 traits of a successful man
A weekend getaway at the Mount Airy Lodge in Pocono Pa
A box of Viagara
A Yankees cap

Any others?

Mike: A new wedding band after he reconciles his marriage(to Dog of course)

Dog: 55 shares of Sirius stock(worth about $6) which is the number of years since his Giants last won a WS. Maybe he can swap them for a Lincecum baseball card to stick in his wallet.

Kim Jones: A hairbrush
Lori Rubinstein: Photoshop to touch up her picture
Erin Andrews: my phone number
Chris Russo: paystubs so he can remember if he's getting a raise at Sirius (as he said two months ago) or a pay cut (as he says now).
Mike: lifting of the ESPN embargo
Evan: appearance on Tila Tequila
Trees: a strong fence to being cut down to print more of Chris's worthless books.
Phil Mushnick: a job as official NFL statistician
Plaxico Burress: firearms safety lessons
Shaun Ellis: a Bob Marley spliff
Roger Clemens: a nice jail cell
Joe: being trapped in a "groundhog day" time loop so he can relive January 12, 1969 everyday
Tony Paige: some kind of knowledge. politeness and memories carry you only so far.
Michael Kay: eyeglasses so he can accurately judge "deep flyballs to the shortstop"

Chris Russo: paystubs so he can remember if he's getting a raise at Sirius (as he said two months ago) or a pay cut (as he says now).


I think Chris has changed his tune now because he's learned about what Mike makes now and the new YES deal.

"The DVD notting hill" almost had me in tears. HILARIOUS work.. Def. my favorite post of the year!!!!

Kim Jones....a hairbrush!! Oh so mean...but funny!!

Mike: a Nath McLouth bobblehead doll
Chris: a clue
Carton: a Brett Favre jersey to shove up his a--
Boomah: a lifetime supply of Full Throttle energy drink
Carlin: an SNY shirt, 3XL
Malusis: no more mongoloid callers
Paige: Mike Tyson's Punchout, the original edition
Evan: an escort
Rich Ackerman: an escort
Minko: a DVD of Miley Cyrus in concert
Kim Jones: a partner who won't yell at her at a drop of a dime

And, of course, to Joe: a Chad Pennington jersey.....who's got the noodle arm now, bro?!?!? You're just as fake a Jets fan as Fireman Ed, STFU!!!

Mike: A Calculatah
Chris: an Audience
Joe B: a new partner
Evan: A Muzzle (a gift for all of us)
Boomer: restraining order outside of work on Carton
Carton: Mushnick's head in a box
Somers: more rangers offense
Carlin: 26oz pastrami sandwich
Jones: shirtless Jeter cardboard cutout (to go along with hairbrush)
Malusis: pink Romo jersey
Paige: new jazz mix
Minko: an ugly sweater
Recco: new assignment to Cowboys
Sweeny: ear plugs
Heyman: telegraph machine (upgrade from his current Pony Express service)
Harvey In Dix Hill: someone who cahrs
Mike In Montclair: bus ticket to Harlem
Liser In Whitestone: a date with Mike
Ira From Staten Island: direct line in on Batphone

I'd also like to give Chernoff the gift of donating all of his salary to Kars 4 Kids so they don't need to advertise anymore.

Beningo- An XBox 360 or PS3 and a copy of Madden 09. This way, he can stack the Jets with all the great players in the NFL and they can win the Super Bowl over and over. It might be fantasy, but it might be closest he'll ever get to seeing Gang Green hoist the Lombardi Trophy again- oh, the pain!

Beningo- An XBox 360 or PS3 and a copy of Madden 09. This way, he can stack the Jets with all the great players in the NFL and they can win the Super Bowl over and over. It might be fantasy, but it might be closest he'll ever get to seeing Gang Green hoist the Lombardi Trophy again- oh, the pain!

Also, I'd like to give Beningo season tickets in the new stadium right next to fireman ed.

"from your lips..to God's ears bro."

Also, I'd like to give Beningo season tickets in the new stadium right next to fireman ed.

"from your lips..to God's ears bro."

It'd be funny as hell to see them do the J-E-T-S chant together.