Post all DOG-isms/Mispronounced names here Volume II

Osi "Ooomenora"

"Oh whatever his name is"- Dog

I just heard that too. Funny.

Not necessary a dogism, but they just got a new sponsor, and Dog could not pronounce shiatsu or invigorating.

Not necessary a dogism, but they just got a new sponsor, and Dog could not pronounce shiatsu or invigorating.

Heh. Dog usually has problems with new sponsors. If I was in the marketing dept., I would seek out multisylabbic companies, just to goof on Dog. :-)

Dog was on the DL for 3 months a few years back trying to pronounce Fahrfeggnuggin.

Not necessary a dogism, but they just got a new sponsor, and Dog could not pronounce shiatsu or invigorating.

Heh. Dog usually has problems with new sponsors. If I was in the marketing dept., I would seek out multisylabbic companies, just to goof on Dog. :-)

He had problems for 2 years with "Braden Looper"

'Brendan' Jacobs
Andr 'ay' Reed
Robinson "Canoe"

"I didn't think the Giants were going to put the cap back on the water bottle at that point [of the game]" --Regarding Giants loss to Titans on 11/26

yesterday chris said he's "gonna root like the dickens for UCLA"
Well golly Chris that's just swell! :roll:

Semi related but kinda not.

Am I the only one who finds Dog's commercials about Johnsonville Brats extremely Gay? I know he doesn't write the spot but couldn't he suggest that they should rewrite the script?

I don't remember that spot. What's he doing with the brat that makes it sound gay?

what about chris' "must watches" where he akss mike what games are must watch games

I don't remember that spot. What's he doing with the brat that makes it sound gay?

They play it alot.
He says something along the lines of 'big juicy Johnsonville brats' and loving 'large juicy whatever'

You just gotta hear it I think...I'm not doing it justice.

"mickey mantle is not a patch on barry bonds' fanny"-c.russo circa 2001.

Not necessary a dogism, but they just got a new sponsor, and Dog could not pronounce shiatsu or invigorating.

Heh. Dog usually has problems with new sponsors. If I was in the marketing dept., I would seek out multisylabbic companies, just to goof on Dog. :-)

He had problems for 2 years with "Braden Looper"

In regards to the Homedic spot with shiatsu and invigorating, today I was listening and they were about to do the spot when Chris said that he would let Mike do the spot because he couldn't pronounce any of the words.

Do you think he was reading this thread?

ali "roped the dope" foreman

this has to be on doggies top 10 of all time :D

anyone else ever notice on YES sometimes Chris' headphones slide down to the point where its just above his forehead?
I don't know why, but I think its pretty funny :?

When Dog tries to make a point (especially with a guest)...

"You know it's funny...."

The point is sometimes interesting but most times way off base. Needless to say, it's never funny.

When Dog tries to make a point (especially with a guest)...

"You know it's funny...."

The point is sometimes interesting but most times way off base. Needless to say, it's never funny.

I think that goes for stuff even outside of Mike and Dog, like in general when someone goes "You know what's funny..."

It rarely is..

dog prounces days of the weke like hes from wisconsin or canada, he said tuesday before that sounded like theres an ey at the end insetad of ay..

I don't remember that spot. What's he doing with the brat that makes it sound gay?

They play it alot.
He says something along the lines of 'big juicy Johnsonville brats' and loving 'large juicy whatever'

You just gotta hear it I think...I'm not doing it justice.

They had that spot on yesterday. I almost fell outta my chair laughing.

chad penningtons "smart as a whip"

chad penningtons "smart as a whip"

Good one !

"split the baby" ?!?

wtf

"split the baby" ?!?

wtf
_________________
"hello jerome............"


Classic Dog!!!! He is to be believed!!!

All jokes aside, how much fun do you think it would be to get Doggie all liquered up at a party and here what ***** comes pouring out of his mouth...that would be priceless...

"split the baby" ?!?

wtf

No Dog always F**ks it up and says "cut the baby in half". The correct axium is "Split the Baby" - I remember Gary Bettman saying this about a thousand times during the NHL labor negotiations from a couple of years ago. During every interview he would say: "We can't simply split the baby", (when referring to the union wanting a 48 million dollar soft cap and the the owners offering a 42 million dollar hard cap - the media would often suggest compromising at 45 million). "We need cost certainty".

I only remember this because i followed it so cosely during the lockout - I know I'm a moron :?

"Kiwunka" instead of Kiwanuka

today chris had to ask mike if its a "NY" or "NJ" on the Giants helmet :shock:

today chris had to ask mike if its a "NY" or "NJ" on the Giants helmet :shock:

Are you F-ing serious??????

today chris had to ask mike if its a "NY" or "NJ" on the Giants helmet :shock:

yeah i heard that

i question wheter this guys actually watched a football game in his life

Buffalo Bills quarterback "J.P. Lonesome."

Apparently the Yankees now have a pitching prospect named "Huber." All I can figure is Philip Hughes somehow got merged with Mets prospect Philip Humber, with maybe a little of Yankees prospect Humberto Sanchez thrown in, to create the new superprospect "Huber." :roll:

"Kiwunka" instead of Kiwanuka

I always pick up on that one as well as Jericho Crotchety.

Apparently the Joe Namath book is a great "coffee sized" book. :-)

Apparently the Joe Namath book is a great "coffee sized" book. :-)I noticed that too. :lol:

I'm a few days late on this, but I'm starting to think they really do read this site ... did anyone notice that during Friday's comments on Jets/Bills, Chris refused to even TRY to pronounce the Bills' quarterback's name? He just kept calling him "the quarterback" ("I don't trust the quarterback").

C'mon Chris ... J.P. Losman (LOW-sman). Not J.P. Lonesome ... Losman. You can do it!

he just said "deemi moore"...instead of pronouncing it "demmi moore".

Is there a person in the Western hemisphere who doesn't know how to pronounce Demi Moore's name?

I couldn't believe he ****** that name up......

When talking to Shaun O'Hara about Plaxico..

"He can be a little bur under the teammate's brittle sometimes.."

For the life of me, I can not even start to rationalize what he was trying to say. Listen to the interview and see if you can.

Jimmy Stewart appeared in Alfred Hitchcock's suspense classic, "Rear View Mirror."

i didn't know former ball player Eddie Murray was in Dreamgirls :lol:

Dog gets his movie knowledge from "Leonard Malkins" book.

Whoever does the spot for the Diabetes assoc. on the web reads it as diabitis and it pisses me off.

Instead of Pakastani Prime Minister called him the "Pakastine" Prime Minister

In the McCallum interview,

"He's gotta be jumping through hula hoops to get this deal done."

"Stern's gotta be choking on his Wheaties."

Maybe not classics but to hear them both in the span of ten seconds was pretty funny.

In the McCallum interview,

"He's gotta be jumping through hula hoops to get this deal done."

"Stern's gotta be choking on his Wheaties."

Maybe not classics but to hear them both in the span of ten seconds was pretty funny.

I am pretty sure, he meant to say Stern was "choking on his Wheaties", but he said something else, like "jumping in his Wheaties" or something like that. Anyone else catch this. When I heard it I laughed and wanted to remember it for the site, but alas I have forgotten it. :-) Maybe he did say choking, but I think it was something else.

From today's show.

"we've all seen/heard about teams who have a bad week of practice and come out and play like barn burners"

USA Today movie critic Claudia Pubes:)

Is Dog dyslexic, he had some critic from the Daily News on and he was reading from the movie review and he pauses " how do you pronounce that word Formulatic", then the critic says it correctly

I couldn't stop laughing. How does this guy read a T when there is an I there

He loves to knock Isiah Thomas for destroying the CBA. I know Thomas probably made some mistakes running that but has anyone in their life ever seen a CBA game on TV, heard any discussion about it, reads any stories in national magazines like SI, Sporting News, USA Today? It was not exactly the money making machine the NFL is. Thomas is not Tony George, who has done much to severely damage open wheel racing in this country and inadvertently allowed NA$CAR to take over the public face of auto racing.
Chris also has to interrupt Mike every sentence when he goes on one of those lectures such as on Monday when they opened with the Knicks vs Nuggets fight "Yes Mikey", "Absolutely" "Can't do it", "Isiah has to be fired". Can you just allow Fat Man to talk uninterrupted and then add some comments?

Russo, when talking about the #11 Moment: Mark Messier Night, stated that Messier was brought it to change the franchise, "to come in and put the DRAGONS behind the team." It's not an act, he truly is a moron...

Russo, when talking about the #11 Moment: Mark Messier Night, stated that Messier was brought it to change the franchise, "to come in and put the DRAGONS behind the team." It's not an act, he truly is a moron...


I can't even fathom the remotest etimology of his point there. Dragons?

Mike and the Mad Dragon?

He meant "demons", I'm sure.

I wouldn't want demons hanging out behind me. :) I'd want them exorcised.

Maybe slaying the dragons behind the team is ok, but what about the ones in front of it. :)

Chris has me so confused.

Russo, when talking about the #11 Moment: Mark Messier Night, stated that Messier was brought it to change the franchise, "to come in and put the DRAGONS behind the team." It's not an act, he truly is a moron...

this was taped so they could've stopped rolling and have him rephrase it properly,but they knew to leave it as is. i'm sure all the production people were amazed he said that.

why would anyone want Mike or Chris to comment on anything hockey related ?

On the blog Phil Mushnick wrote about this in today's Post

Play, Dog is right on that one. These are two seperate tiebreakers.

Strength of victory - winning percentage of the teams you have beaten.

Strength of schedule - winning percentage of all teams you have played.

Three from today...

1. He referred to former Rutgers coach Terry O'Shea (it's Terry Shea)

2. Gave a plug for the web "spot" Rotten Tomatoes

3. Wasn't sure if the Giants had enough "water in the tank", then corrected himself and said "fire in the tank".

Try "gas in the tank" Doggie.

Three from today...

1. He referred to former Rutgers coach Terry O'Shea (it's Terry Shea)

2. Gave a plug for the web "spot" Rotten Tomatoes

3. Wasn't sure if the Giants had enough "water in the tank", then corrected himself and said "fire in the tank".

Try "gas in the tank" Doggie.

Fuckin hilarious.

I"m pretty sure he also called the web spot "The Rotten Tomato". Not a biggie, but the kind of thing he'd look down his nose at someone else for not knowing.

Three from today...

1. He referred to former Rutgers coach Terry O'Shea (it's Terry Shea)

2. Gave a plug for the web "spot" Rotten Tomatoes

3. Wasn't sure if the Giants had enough "water in the tank", then corrected himself and said "fire in the tank".

Try "gas in the tank" Doggie.

ROFL!!!!!!

His best is Kiwunka. I love that one, even I call him Kiwunka in front of Giant fans friends I have who have no idea what that is.

Gave a plug for the web "spot" Rotten Tomatoes


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now hold on a minute. Dog actually knows and mentioned on air a WEB SITE?!?!? That has to be a first ! His kid must of told him about it. :)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now hold on a minute. Dog actually knows and mentioned on air a WEB SITE?!?!? That has to be a first ! His kid must of told him about it. :)

no no no. a caller turned him on to rotten tomatoes the day dog was half way up WE ARE MARSHALLs ***'.

"wow, i didnt realize that......good job outta you" dog to caller who brought it up.

no no no. a caller turned him on to rotten tomatoes the day dog was half way up WE ARE MARSHALLs ***'.

"wow, i didnt realize that......good job outta you" dog to caller who brought it up.

Ahhh that explains it. Good job outta you Jerome. :)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now hold on a minute. Dog actually knows and mentioned on air a WEB SITE?!?!? That has to be a first ! His kid must of told him about it. :)


Wait til he finds you can find porn on that thing. It will be so "nasty" his head will explode!

Dog has never watched porn in his life.

A few years ago, a caller asked him if he thinks the Giants should draft Peter North and Dog said, "Peter North? Haven't heard of him. What school did he go to?"

It was hysterical and Dog was clueless. He exists outside the world of porn, strip clubs and cursing. His world consists of Richard Widmark films, Ava Gardner and tennis clubs.

Mispronunciation: Joseph Iddai

He also called Dominic Rhodes a "Classic runningback" Not sure what he meant by that.

Chris speaking about himself wearing the Richard Nixon mask on 01/22.

"I knew just enough about Nixon to remain dangerous."

Called Matt Schaub, Matt Schwaub

In fairness he probably confused it with his bookie, I mean stock broker.

CR: We all know Carlin is L-Y....you can figure out the rest
CR: L -Y - A - Z
MF: Lyaz?
CR: Lazy, aw jeez i cant even spell it right

"Here's Mike D'Antonio" referring to Suns coach Mike D'Antoni.

yesterday with Ruland. "I'm being conservatory with the criticism"

Describing Federer's dominance of Roddick at the Australian open:

"When Federer plays like that, God can't beat him."

When referring to a victory or some other accomplishment, "I bet the (insert alcoholic beverage) went down smooth that night."

After the Ravens loss for example, "I'm sure out on the West Coast, the glass of wine tasted extra special for Jim Fassel."

In the Randy Cross interview, Dog referred to the capital of Iraq as "Bogdad."

Describing someone he's not happy with or who doesn't currently meet with his approval:

"I'm really down on (so-and so)....."

Commenting on the importance of God in the lives of both Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith:

"If you're into God, and you're into the football, you can put both together and away you go."

"You're hot stuff."

"Now we're cooking with gas."

Both are phrases out of a different era.

"So and so player is in the squeeze box" - indicates the pressure is on a player to perform.

First post....came across the site last month and have been hooked as a guest ever since. Some really good members here and tons of hilarious threads that get me laughing out loud. Also, makes me look at M&MD in a much different light then previously. Good stuff.

Anyway....a classic flub Dog the other day in his opening:

"Good boy outta you, Mikey!!" With arms flailing and almost falling out of his chair when Mike was able to recall the name of some famous sports writer.

A small one, I realize, but funny none the less. Plus, I don't want to go overboard on my first post.

During today's show I think he was interviewing the guy who wrote the Rozelle book dog said "cohorse" instead of "coerce"

I"ll never forget the time Alonzo Mourning was in the studio w/ Mike and Chris, and Russo kept callng him ALANZO. After he said it a few times, Mourning said to him "Its Alonzo, not Alanzo". I saw it on YES and I was dying laughing because someone finally called Chris out on his horrendous pronunciation skills.

That's a "bad job" by Lovie Smith "in that spot", Mikey. I mean, "gee whiz", how do you let Peyton Manning "dink and dunk" you "to death" with all of those "rinky dink" passes?

Also, Mr. Tennis can't pronounce Andre Agassi's name correctly. It's not "Anne Dre Agassi".

"Nobody slipped and sludded all over the place yesterday"

Describing the Super Bowl.


Maybe he was channeling Dizzy Dean?

About 20 minutes ago, talking about the sorry state of the NBA's Eastern Conference:

"[Pacers] are a team in transmission..."

pistol pete could do "trickstery" that nobody else could

Kentucky coach Al-doff Rupp

Anyone remember when he was trashing Bode Miller during the Olympics for all of his off the slopes behavior, a typical Dog rant no less, and he kept referring to him as "Bondi" Miller?

Let me see if i can even spell it..."Sentimentality"....Is that a word in the english language?

The standard preface before "killing" someone:

"Mike and I love x-y-z but..."

"got to be a certain DINAMETER."

idiot.

He was just talking about the maximum allowable size for satellite dishes. He let us know the correct "di-mameter."

Might have been said already but he has trouble with the name Andre. I don't know if he calls Andre Agassi Ann-Dray but any caller with that name he gives a 'what's going on Ann-Dray"

Today on his morning show calling Phillip Humber "Huber"

regarding the new Yankee pre-season hat. (paraphrasing) "I know they are trying to sell money, but......."

"Arod was mercifully booed last year"

lakers center ka-wa-me brown

"Why do you go to Vegas? You go there to drink, stay up until all hours of the night, and bet. You don't go there to read the Bible."

the problems with the NBA All-Star game "have been breeding for awhile, and just shmeared its ugly head in Vegas"

At the beginning of the show labeling the NBA all star game debacle "Disconcerning", instead of the proper disconcerting.

the problems with the NBA All-Star game "have been breeding for awhile, and just shmeared its ugly head in Vegas"

A two'fer ! :-)

boby knight is "viamantly" aginats the new rule

He always says "no ands, ifs or buts" which ticks me off because it is "no if's , and's or but's"

Also, my favorite is "say something funny Mike"

anybody hear dog call mike maroth mike maruuth!!!!

I t was last week, but Loopy referred to the movie "Gigi" as "Giggy" ?

I often wonder if he has some sort of developmental disability, due to ADD.
He is ok with numbers but seems to blur words whivh then causes multiple mispronunciations.

Dree Bly
Donnie Stallworth

referring to "Real Sports": "I didn't watch it tooth and nail"

When picking a game, Dog reverts to the simplistic "I go by the best player on the floor theory." If it's a theory, I've never heard of it outside of Dog.

"this guy is a "lower case" Armando Benitez"....

"this guy is a "lower case" Armando Benitez"....
LOL. And continuing: "He's got Mel Rojas written all over him."

..Chris is obsessed with describing current players as the "next (enter name here"). Like the Mel Rojas and Benitez comments. Remembering back to a couple of instances regarding football, he was on this man-crush for Carson Palmer and kept saying "hes Troy Aikman". Not "hes as accurate as Troy Aikman", not that he "leads an offense like Troy Aikman", it was "Carson Palmer is Troy Aikman". Exact words.

Other example "He's Bart Starr", when talking about Tom Brady.

Russo always uses generalizations and comparisons when talking football because his actual football IQ is below average even for a regular fan.

So you got both ends of the spectrum w/ football, Fatcessa trying to impress the audience w/ his coach speak and insider lingo, and Russo speaking in generalities and un-specific dialogue. So you got one guy who probably doesn't grasp the concept of zone blitzes, and another guy who thinks hes "in the know" because he used the term "Big Nickel".

"Rasheeed Lewis" now plays for the Seattle Supersonics. Won't Rashard Lewis be surprised. Maybe Rasheed Lewis is the love child of Rasheed Wallace and Rashard Lewis. Who cares? When does Federer play agian.

Mike: "Live-on" Helm for Levon Helm.

"That'll put a bee in his bonnet"- What is he, an Amish man in the 1740's?


"Put that in your little pipe and smoke it!!"

I noticed early in the college basketball year he called "Oden" "Odom"

The NCAA tourney chairman is Gary WALTERS, you moron. Not Gary WATERS. Gary WATERS is the ex-coach at Rutgers.

He even screwed up the name when they were interviewing Walters on Monday, for heaven's sake.

here are 2 dogisms- "no other way around it" if a player or a team does extremely bad or extremely well, he will make a statement or ask a question and use that "I mean coach, the defense was a disgrace- there's just no other way around it." "Gred 'Odom' is the number one pick in the draft. He's going to be better than Durant. There's just no other way around it."

His other one is "give me your thoughts about that." When interviewing anybody, he never asks any questions. He just makes his controversial comment or only gives you his point of view, and then the interviewee has to comment on Russo's thoughts. Great style of questioning.

The Knicks are 'un-depleted' vs the Mavericks tonight.

Loopy "Ming and Yao"??
Idiot!

in the opening today,did i hear correctly when he said "Cotton" Orr ? how hard is it to say Colton ?

hypurpally = hyperbole

"most GREGARIOUS error"...he means egregious

Billy Packer doesn't let the game breathe...........dawg has said this at least 500 times since the tourney started

Dog pronounced Burgos' name wrong 3 different ways in one segment. One time he called him Burgess.

Dog: Coach, Quinnipiac is in the Northeast Conference, one of the more obsolete conferences around."

I think the word you meant to say was "obscure" Dog.

One of the Final Four teams (I forget which he was referring to) can see the 'light at the end of the rainbow'

Dog on Randy Johnson..."He's a rough cookie."

This spot is sponsored by Neekon, not to be confused with the camera company Nikon.

Marlins SS Hanley Ramirez.

According to Doggie: Hensley Ramierz

(While ennumerating all the good things Don Imus has done in his life and the events of his firing)

"I'm not trying to pull on your tear-strings, here..."

Do you mean "tug at our heart-strings," Chris?

While commenting on other controvesial media personalities viz the Imus firing, Dog trotted out "Bill Myer". "Bill Myer... has a show on HBO". Of course he meant Bill Maher.

Apparently Imus was be-headed this week..... twice ! :)

"Sharp as a whip"

Numerous references to "Deer-dee" Imus

Dog just told Mike he is "speaking to the choir" in reference to the Yankees current situation.

Miguel Cay-ro

A Tony Russo special. The apple definitely has not fallen far from the tree.

Dog, attempting to name the city in Calif. that is playing Imus reruns said,
San Benido...what is it Mike ? Mike said, it's San Bernadino.

Ya Ming instead of Yao Ming

Chris - "I'm a nutcase"
Mike - "Really?"

When talking about the NBA playoffs he mentioned Brabarosa and Montel Ellis

Dog's ideas for a potential jon sterling nickname for Doug Mientkiewicz:

- Doug-some (instead of awesome)
- Dougie Do-right

Dog's ideas for a potential jon sterling nickname for Doug Mientkiewicz:

- Doug-some (instead of awesome)
- Dougie Do-right


dogs high school years had to be a nigthmare,he had to just be stuffed in lockers and beaten daily

Dog's ideas for a potential jon sterling nickname for Doug Mientkiewicz:

- Doug-some (instead of awesome)
- Dougie Do-right

Actually have to give Russo a pass on these..they weren't his ideas but callers who called in with them...

possible first pick in the draft demarcus russel

and new texan qb matt schwab

Dog's ideas for a potential jon sterling nickname for Doug Mientkiewicz:

- Doug-some (instead of awesome)
- Dougie Do-right

If Sterling doesn't do 'Man-o-man-o-Kavich' I will be shocked. SHOCKED !

This has probably been said before, but it is a little annoying when Dog exaggerates when making a point. Such as:

"I've watched a million college football games."

"They made a million 3's."

"He's struck out a million times."

I"ll never forget the time Alonzo Mourning was in the studio w/ Mike and Chris, and Russo kept callng him ALANZO. After he said it a few times, Mourning said to him "Its Alonzo, not Alanzo". I saw it on YES and I was dying laughing because someone finally called Chris out on his horrendous pronunciation skills.


My favorite moment, though you left out the best part.

Russo called him Alanzo even after Mourning corrected him. I was hoping that Mourning would rip out one of Russo's kidneys and scream "WHAT'S MY NAME?".

"To be fair here..."

"We're being fair here.."

"I have to be fair here..."

A sure indication there's no fairness involved.

rangers feel "fresh as a daisy"

god what a homosexual

"sticks in you like a sore thumb."

rangers feel "fresh as a daisy"

god what a homosexual

He picked that one up from a Massengil commercial.

dog was trying to say horse out of the barn and said kitty out the door haha

A trainer who has been unsuccessful at the Kentucky Derby hopes to "get off the snide" this year.

Chris on Saturday: "I don't care how many saves he made, that Kelly Miller is a heck of a goalie!"

Curt Shilling is a horses fanny.

"Tickets will be hot cakes."

when talking with Bobby Thomson yesterday, they mentioned Bobby's golf event to help fund arthritis research. To which Mad Dog said of the disease, "it's very debi... debi... debi... how do you pronounce that word Mike?" Mike replied, "debilitating, Dog." Classic Russo.

Generic ones, but essential:

'Gee Whiz'

'A Little Spotty'

"Johnnie Dewar's" Scotch

Suns coach Mike "Dee-an-tonio." It's pronounced the way it's spelled: D'Antoni ("Dan-tony").

Suns coach Mike "Dee-an-tonio." It's pronounced the way it's spelled: D'Antoni ("Dan-tony").

Chris is incapable of pronouncing that name correctly. He is amazingly consistent, always mispronouncing it the same way, sort of like how Bush always says "nuke-u-lar" for nuclear.

Chris is incapable of pronouncing that name correctly. He is amazingly consistent, always mispronouncing it the same way, sort of like how Bush always says "nuke-u-lar" for nuclear.
Neither Yale nor Rollins College are known for their respective speech departments. Yale has a prominent law school and Rollins has a...................
Well, anyway.........

When talking about the Sopranos yesterday...

"absestos"...Mike had to correct him "asbestos"

On YES, when Dog wants to go to a break, he raises his left hand to signal EE but when Mike won't stop talking, Dog will slowly bring his hand down and scratch his neck like he meant to do it all along.

The whole show is one big commercial break.

Russo on how Lastings Milledge not knowing about the Imus issue:

"What he is, living under a cave"

Referring to Lastings Milledge making a rap album with questionable lyrics in the wake of the Imus mess, "What is he living under a cave?"

On YES, when Dog wants to go to a break, he raises his left hand to signal EE but when Mike won't stop talking, Dog will slowly bring his hand down and scratch his neck like he meant to do it all along.

That's a great pick-up! The YES simulcast adds great insight into the previously hidden inner dynamics of M&MD

That's gotta be "considerated"

Today at around 6:00, re: Barry Bonds...

"He beats to his own drum..."

"I hate to say it because he is a scientist" after saying Mets pitching coach Rick Peterson is the best in the league.

What the hell does that mean, he hates to call him the best because he is a scientist, I think Mad Dog wanted to say he hates to say it because he is arrogant.

Also referred to pitching coach Mazzone as Malzone.

Ha, I heard that too. Possibly in Dog's mind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers_syndrome#Clinical_features) he wanted to say he hates the 'scientific' aspect of baseball that Peterson preaches. As we all know, Dog is an 'intangible' guy.

"I hate to say it because he is a scientist" after saying Mets pitching coach Rick Peterson is the best in the league.

What the hell does that mean, he hates to call him the best because he is a scientist, I think Mad Dog wanted to say he hates to say it because he is arrogant.

Also referred to pitching coach Mazzone as Malzone.
Dog is unbelievable. He's gone from not wanting to give Peterson any credit, to now today saying he's clearly the best in baseball, outside of maybe Dave Duncan (he didn't give any specifics for Duncan...just said "he's been around a long time.") Typical Dog. There's no gray area, no middle ground. He goes from not giving Peterson enough credit, to giving him way too much credit.

Barbaroso (leandro barbosa)

Too bad he didn't say his full name.

giambi was "cohorced" instead of coerced into talking to mitchell

jets wr lawrence coles

"I'll tell ya, you've gotta work hard with Russell, but if you get him into that thinking thing, you can see how smart he is."

this morning,while talking about the FAN Anniversary lineup:"Will Doris call in from heaven" lol

When Dawg says "Listen..."

It's a radio show, Cwis. I am already listening.

"Tricky spot"

"The Mets don't have a lockdown starter."

I agree, but Chris...c'mon...you have to say it 457 times in 3 days? We -- who "listen" -- got the point ages ago...

"When I get up, which I do"

Does "Comiskey" count as an error?

jets wr lawrence coles
You've gotta be kidding me. That's about as butchered as it can get.

Moses Alou.

"I know Mike like a book"

"Da galf"

I searched this thread for "mix" and it did not return anything, surprisingly enough.

So allow me to add "in the mix" as an old time Doggism. :)

Hoppit-Kong = Hopatcong

Orioles RF Nick Mar-Carcus

"Tie-ota" has the flash....

Hermanio for Germano

http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-spdog0701,0,7178660.htmlstory?coll=ny-sports-mezz

neil best mentions the site

Forgot if this was added..."waiting for the other shoe to fall off."

"Melby Moore" instead of Mikki Moore of the Nets

he pronounced the card game pinochle pitsnoggle after kevin pittsnoggle the wvu basketball player

He said "stubble your toe" instead of "stub your toe"

I absolutely love it when he says "Jason Jam-by" spoke with Senator Mitchell today. He doesn't even know their names.
Planetdave

he pronounced the card game pinochle pitsnoggle after kevin pittsnoggle the wvu basketball player

That was an instant classic. He spent a few minutes on it. "How do you say it? Pittsnoggle? Pick..pin...pitt...pittsnoggle? Picknickle? Picknickle."

called Carnoustie golf course in Scotland "Carlooskie"

http://video.nbcsports.com/player/?fid=24599#videoid=131764

Just today:

Eric "GAG-NAY" vs. GAN-YAY"

He said "I renember" about 50 million times today. It was unbearably bad radio. That, and he talked about Bronx Is Burning all day. Yuck.

Aaron "Moss" aka Aaron Ross from Texas.

hall of fame center anthony "munez"

He says "renember" every single time now and it's really irritating. He even said it on the phone the other day while going nuts about his stupid golf game (or as Chris would say it, "da galf") that he f'ed up.

"Jason" Tuck from the Giants.

Called Mike Mussina "Marsina"

Job-ah. the way Dog says Joba's name,you'd think the kid was from Krypton.

Called Wimbledon, the "British Open."

Not sure if these are already on the thread but today he said:

"Lonesome" instead of Losman

"Antonio Boldin" instead of Anquan

They replayed a show from May 1st where Dog said Linlisum instead of Linsicum. Actually it was imnpossible to make out what he said. I think he somehow managed to invent a new dipthong.

And don't forget the Jets' receiver, Jeremiah Crotchery.

An oldie, but a goodie today: "renember"

did he also say that "this is New York, Mangini's is not guarding "an-na-tomic" secrets here"

Today when talking about Tiki Barber talking too softly, he said that Tiki should up the "velocity".

Velocity = Distance/Time

I think he meant "volume".

Itomic bomb

He calls the Jets backup quarterback "Kelly" Clemens, and I actually heard him say "Pakistine" instead of "Pakistan". Don't ask me how Pakistan came up in conversation.

"off the beaten track"

Chris refers to a lousy baseball manager as "he's no Miller Huggins". Not Joe McCarthy, not Leo Durocher, not Earl Weaver but Miller Huggins. He's in the Hall of Fame but it must have been hard to win with Babe Ruth and (later on) Lou Gehrig.

Marlins Pitcher "donovan willis"

"discombodulated"

"obenheimer" = Ohlendorf

Wow 2 in 1 minute:

2004 Marlins Manager Jack McKeen (not Jack McKeon)

Looser-Gooser instead of Loosey Goosey

Referencing the pictures in the Post and News, Chris said it doesn't look like Steinbrenner's "light bulb goes all the way to the top".

Talking about the MLB playoffs today

"I think this gap of the GAYS off is gonna hurt Colorado, they were so hot now they didn't play a game for four days, I think that is going to be a problem for them."

Freudian Slip

I was going to post this the other day but wasn't near a computer. He indeed does say "Gays"

LOL

Ashton Kuhsner

Actually it was "Aaron Kushner"

Yankee Pitcher Carl "Zambano" (obviously combining Zambrano and Pavano)

Joe Torre was the "right main for the job"

"Steve Carol" instead of Steve Carell

"Bruce Froaming" instead of Bruce Froemming

and it's only 2:25pm

russo said "john mattingly" today lol

"Reconammend" instead of recommend

did Dog say 'configurate' ?? hilarious..

Dog on Torre: "We could hangle over money all we want."

It's haggle or wrangle. Chris combines them and creates a new word!

Wes Wolker or Worker, possibly a reference to Wes Welker, WR, pats.

"Aquapulco" the famous tourist spot in Mexico.

Has Al Arbour had a sex change OR has he become a city ?

"Ann Arbor"

Has Al Arbour had a sex change OR has he become a city ?

"Ann Arbor"

I always thought he was really a woman! (Ranger fan ;) )

Where is "Staten Aaahlind" ?

"Living on a tightrope"

What a mush mouth.

i dont remember what they were talking about, but on fridays show dog tried to say "like the wicked witch of the west", but instead he said "like the wickedy wickada i mean the wickedy wickedy weh"

It's David Klingler, Dog, not Klinger.

Dreee Bly


Instead of Dre Bly


Dog- 11/26/07

Back in the early 90s, Dog used to say "Mets and Howie Extra" when he meant to say "Mets Extra with Howie Rose." As a teenager then, it would crack me up. He'd cover by saying "Mmmmmmmmmmets Extra and Howie Wose."

Also, when everything was going down with Pete Rose and his gambling fiasco, he would refer to Gamblers Anonymous as "Gamblas amominous."

Johan Santana is not a big Post-game pitcher.

Today on Carton they were making fun of dog.

When refrencing the Pack vs Boys on NFL Network.

"The NFL network is not a big deal. We are all safe from democracy"
What does that mean exactly

Taylor Bucholz = "Tyler Book-Hulse"

"Orlanzo" Mourning

instead of play-offs, dog says pluh-offs

instead of play-offs, dog says pluh-offs

I was thinking how one would use Dog's pronunciation phonetically. It may well be impossible.

"[Senator Mitchell] has an impeachable record."

I think he meant to say impeccable.

Paul Byrd is "one embarrassed chipmunk"

Russo always talks about how everyone is gonna get pounded or murdered.

"If Clemens is on this list he is gonna get pounded/murdered by the writers."

lol

Fran Tarkington.

I would spell it pl'offs

Now here's a challenge for you:

How would you spell out Doggie's absolute butchering of 'Carolina?'

"I don't wanna see J-J-Jared-Jared...uh, Jared...THE BACK UP KAWTAHBACK!"

Not sure if posted before, happened couple of years ago, mad dog on a new movie, it's about an artist(Jackson Pollock), pronounced by Chris in his inimitable style as POLLACK.

"Mel" Green instead of Moe Green.

Here's an opposite of the usual Mad Dog (goD daM!) -ism. I have yet to hear him pronounce Dallas Asst. Coach Tony Sparano's name as "Tony Soprano." That guy's name is tailor-made for Dog.

Here's an opposite of the usual Mad Dog (goD daM!) -ism. I have yet to hear him pronounce Dallas Asst. Coach Tony Sparano's name as "Tony Soprano." That guy's name is tailor-made for Dog.

It actually came up on yesterday's show. He stumbled on the name a few times, then said he wants to call him Tony Soprano.