Gordon Gekko
12-03-2006, 06:07 PM
Sid's Dealer
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject: "I've lost a lot of weight"
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that's it, I've heard it all.
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Sid's Dealer
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject:
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talking about the table:
"ro wanted to get it up there"
I can't believe he just blamed his wife. this is hysterical...
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jayjay
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 323
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:38 pm Post subject:
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dam.....i dunno that first 20 minutes of the show sounded like alot of bullshit to me.....Dude was makin it seem like he was out at Giants camp all summer working out like a player...I guess he is just embarassed about what happened.....
chris looks like he is biting his tongue and just dying to crack jokes...
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Sid's Dealer
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject:
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the first 20 mins of this show might be the funniest thing I've ever heard on WFAN. I'm speechless....
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject:
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Guys, please, you HAVE to fill me in. What happened?
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Art Rust Jr
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 120
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:
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*uck, I missed it. Please provide details.
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Mr. Met
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 268
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:
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Mike may have 'overdone' his workout regime.
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Gun to your head
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 410
Location: Next to your head.
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject:
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Maybe someone can put the first part of the show on google video like the Dancing Dog one.
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Gordon Gekko
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 219
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject:
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Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
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mywaydimag
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 92
Location: Washington, DC
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject:
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I'm reminded of the line from the Sopranos.
"The guy gets winded lifting his dick up to take a piss."
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject:
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Why am I not surprised? Does he realize how much at risk he's placing himself and Ro?
I'm assuming she stays on top, because the sheer mass could capsize, crushing her instantly.
He'd probably get winded after 1 minute, pass out and collapse on her like a house of cards. She'd be trapped, underneath all of that blubber, until a team of firefighters comes to her rescue.
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
Mike can barely lift his *** up from his seat, and you expect him to lift his kids?
Hell, the only things he can probably lift are those big *** Dagwood like sandwiches and his 2 liter bottles of Diet Coke.
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AAA
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Posts: 555
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:
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that was hilalrious
the best was him name droppin vinny testaverde a thousand times, he did that on the phone with dog during the week too
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Jerome
Joined: 25 May 2005
Posts: 1006
Location: Manhattan
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject:
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"Mike you lost your tan" - Russo
"Yes, Dog. Im in pain now" - Mike
"i lost a lot of weight" - Mike
Mike is @#@$ bionic!!
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no....I'm not "THAT" Jerome....
"i'd be shocked..........SHOCKED!"
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Mike's Left Man Boob
Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 123
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:23 am Post subject:
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Come on guys, Mikey is a big shot. He managed to get Barbaro's doctor to fly in on a holiday weekend!
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bedriddenmike
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 50
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: Losing weight!!! LOL
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This half of jock wannabe will never fail to amaze me. Whenever he compares himself to any pro athlete in terms of his 'injuries' I want to puke. His physical problems are a result of 50 years of unhealthy living not from actually participating in sports or having an active life style. He played like 1 year of high school baseball and he acts like he was a World Series MVP!!!
My bet is that if his heart can handle the surgery of a stomach stapling he'll have it done by the end of the year. If not, he'll most likely never lose much weight and be dead before he turns 60.
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Gordon Gekko
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 219
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject:
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Looks like "Bedridden Mike" was a prescient name.
Since when has Mike become George Hamilton. Russo spent about 10 minutes on the fact Mike lost his tan. Maybe add that to the list of Mad Dog being a closet homo.
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject:
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Funniest Mike quote of all time "When I use to go up for a rebound"meaning that at one time this guy could jump. I do not buy that for a minute, have another diet coke you fat ****.
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RaissmanKnowsEverything
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 153
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject:
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clj2574 wrote:
Funniest Mike quote of all time "When I use to go up for a rebound"meaning that at one time this guy could jump. I do not buy that for a minute, have another diet coke you fat ****.
LOL...do you have a mortgage, an ipod and drink hi-test coffee
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject:
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Mike jumping.... what a funny thought. That **** is so fat he cant even jump to conclusions!
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject:
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
Hi everybody its Gekko again with another original fat joke about Mike!! How smart and clever! Right now I am thinking that Gekko has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich.... who is with me?
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Mike Fatcessa
Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 217
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:27 pm Post subject:
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Being someone in the medical field, if this is true, then Mike basically is setting someone up to lose their job cause that's freakin illegal for someone in the hospital to tell a patient about another patient's medical info. What a fat, arrogant, piece of crap...this is one area where his cute "little birdie" crap doesn't fly.
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject: "I've lost a lot of weight"
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that's it, I've heard it all.
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Sid's Dealer
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject:
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talking about the table:
"ro wanted to get it up there"
I can't believe he just blamed his wife. this is hysterical...
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jayjay
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 323
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:38 pm Post subject:
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dam.....i dunno that first 20 minutes of the show sounded like alot of bullshit to me.....Dude was makin it seem like he was out at Giants camp all summer working out like a player...I guess he is just embarassed about what happened.....
chris looks like he is biting his tongue and just dying to crack jokes...
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Sid's Dealer
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 321
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject:
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the first 20 mins of this show might be the funniest thing I've ever heard on WFAN. I'm speechless....
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject:
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Guys, please, you HAVE to fill me in. What happened?
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Art Rust Jr
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 120
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:
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*uck, I missed it. Please provide details.
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Mr. Met
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 268
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:
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Mike may have 'overdone' his workout regime.
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Gun to your head
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 410
Location: Next to your head.
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject:
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Maybe someone can put the first part of the show on google video like the Dancing Dog one.
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Gordon Gekko
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 219
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject:
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Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
Last edited by Gordon Gekko on Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:39 pm; edited 1 time in total
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mywaydimag
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 92
Location: Washington, DC
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject:
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I'm reminded of the line from the Sopranos.
"The guy gets winded lifting his dick up to take a piss."
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject:
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Why am I not surprised? Does he realize how much at risk he's placing himself and Ro?
I'm assuming she stays on top, because the sheer mass could capsize, crushing her instantly.
He'd probably get winded after 1 minute, pass out and collapse on her like a house of cards. She'd be trapped, underneath all of that blubber, until a team of firefighters comes to her rescue.
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Francesa's Lunchbox
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Location: Any buffet table
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
Mike can barely lift his *** up from his seat, and you expect him to lift his kids?
Hell, the only things he can probably lift are those big *** Dagwood like sandwiches and his 2 liter bottles of Diet Coke.
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AAA
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Posts: 555
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:
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that was hilalrious
the best was him name droppin vinny testaverde a thousand times, he did that on the phone with dog during the week too
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Jerome
Joined: 25 May 2005
Posts: 1006
Location: Manhattan
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject:
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"Mike you lost your tan" - Russo
"Yes, Dog. Im in pain now" - Mike
"i lost a lot of weight" - Mike
Mike is @#@$ bionic!!
_________________
no....I'm not "THAT" Jerome....
"i'd be shocked..........SHOCKED!"
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Mike's Left Man Boob
Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 123
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:23 am Post subject:
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Come on guys, Mikey is a big shot. He managed to get Barbaro's doctor to fly in on a holiday weekend!
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bedriddenmike
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 50
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: Losing weight!!! LOL
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This half of jock wannabe will never fail to amaze me. Whenever he compares himself to any pro athlete in terms of his 'injuries' I want to puke. His physical problems are a result of 50 years of unhealthy living not from actually participating in sports or having an active life style. He played like 1 year of high school baseball and he acts like he was a World Series MVP!!!
My bet is that if his heart can handle the surgery of a stomach stapling he'll have it done by the end of the year. If not, he'll most likely never lose much weight and be dead before he turns 60.
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Gordon Gekko
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 219
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject:
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Looks like "Bedridden Mike" was a prescient name.
Since when has Mike become George Hamilton. Russo spent about 10 minutes on the fact Mike lost his tan. Maybe add that to the list of Mad Dog being a closet homo.
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject:
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Funniest Mike quote of all time "When I use to go up for a rebound"meaning that at one time this guy could jump. I do not buy that for a minute, have another diet coke you fat ****.
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RaissmanKnowsEverything
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 153
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject:
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clj2574 wrote:
Funniest Mike quote of all time "When I use to go up for a rebound"meaning that at one time this guy could jump. I do not buy that for a minute, have another diet coke you fat ****.
LOL...do you have a mortgage, an ipod and drink hi-test coffee
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject:
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Mike jumping.... what a funny thought. That **** is so fat he cant even jump to conclusions!
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clj2574
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Posts: 46
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject:
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
Hi everybody its Gekko again with another original fat joke about Mike!! How smart and clever! Right now I am thinking that Gekko has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich.... who is with me?
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Mike Fatcessa
Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 217
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:27 pm Post subject:
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Being someone in the medical field, if this is true, then Mike basically is setting someone up to lose their job cause that's freakin illegal for someone in the hospital to tell a patient about another patient's medical info. What a fat, arrogant, piece of crap...this is one area where his cute "little birdie" crap doesn't fly.
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Hahahaha, fat **** compares himself to Vinny Testaverde, said his injury ironically was like Vinny's saying how ironic it was that he was playing golf with him when it happened
He says he lost alot of weight this summer, was working out alot, swimming, treadmill, who the **** is this guy kidding.
Then it was just sad how pathetic the guy was before the injury. Saying how he couldn't lift things up stairs. This guy was basically useless before the injury.
Mike, wake up, your whole entire knee troubles from the beginning of your life stem from the fact you are a fat load, lose the weight otherwise you won't be able to lift up your kids soon.
Holy **** had to edit this post, just heard Francesa saying another "Knew it all along" statement. This guy even in the hospital gets scoops. Claims somebody from the hospital said Agassi was really giving it his all on Thursday because he was in the room a long time getting shots. Leave it up to Mike, he could be by his pool on a respirator while Ro brings him a Diet Coke and the U.S. could be bombing Iran, Francesa will claim Bush called him before the attacks.
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