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11-27-2006, 01:53 PM
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Classic Thread #1 Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands
Gordon Gekko
Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 219 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:52 am Post subject: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAAAAAA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table. Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over. The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands. If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits Back to top racks Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 169 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:36 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So true. Back to top Mike Fatcessa Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 217 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:05 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Mike would have ever managed to get up on the scorers table I think it would break and collapse before he could even take a stride towards the stands Back to top racks Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 169 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:16 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The whole building would be in danger. Back to top Art Rust Jr Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Posts: 120 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "RO! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU..........but first let me square up with this hot dog vendor. I'll have fauw with everything, two bags of those sweet nuts, and a diet coke." Back to top Peerless Boiler Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 29 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fatty would claim that he had an inside source with security that there was an problem.....walk slowly up to the seat around the score table, and viciously beat that fan with his man boobs and then drown him in a sweat pool....after he was done he would ask Ro to get him 3 diet cokes to cool down Back to top jjay Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 53 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder if he would talk about it as much as he talks about King Kong Back to top Terrell Owens Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 603 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In my 3 months on this board, this is the most hilarious thread I have seen so far. Back to top racks Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 169 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fatty is an easy target. Back to top Caveman Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Posts: 42 Location: NY Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots. Back to top Terrell Owens Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 603 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know about how obese he is. But let me say this. I would be terrified if he comes storming towards me with all of his girth. Back to top Georgia Frontiere Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not that Mike is the fattest guy on the planet, but more that he has a "load" personality. Back to top Jerome Joined: 25 May 2005 Posts: 1006 Location: Manhattan Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahhh man, im glad someone posted this i havent had the time. i was LAUGHING MY *** OFF IN THE CAR when mike was talking about it too. after reading this thread i literally laughed out loud. GOOD JOB GUYS! Back to top Mike's Left Man Boob Joined: 13 Nov 2005 Posts: 123 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caveman wrote: Is Mike really that obese? I don't have YES, and have only seen head-shots. 11:30 Sunday night on NBC. Wtahc Mike'd Up. The only thing bigger than Francesa is the giant bowl of popcorn sitting in front of him. Back to top Gordon Gekko Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 219 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:15 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I actually saw him at a Knick game in the playoffs, maybe 10 years ago, anyway he was coming back from his seat heading to the concession area. I had to do a double take, he is much larger in person. I couldn't believe how big the guy was. Back to top Mike's Left Man Boob Joined: 13 Nov 2005 Posts: 123 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surprised he doesn't have a lackey or a trained monkey or something to go to the concession stand for him. Back to top Gordon Gekko Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 219 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He was walking toward the area, I didn't actually see him on line waiting for popcorn. I just hope in my life I am not sitting in the stands when he decides to jump into the crowd. Back to top Caveman Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Posts: 42 Location: NY Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite. Back to top Sidrosenberg Joined: 31 Jan 2006 Posts: 35 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty! Back to top racks Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 169 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caveman, You rock! Back to top SteveJRogers Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 280 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caveman wrote: I'm shocked he was in the stands with the peons and not in the press box or some luxury suite. Hey they do say all the time that they both pay for any games they attend Sure its top of the line but they still are in the stands Remember Francesa always brings up "Loser Row" of Russo and his Crack Committee Crew Back to top Mike's Left Man Boob Joined: 13 Nov 2005 Posts: 123 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sidrosenberg wrote: Wow, fat jokes, you guys must be the kings of the recess yard! How witty! Francesa is similar to Comic Book Guy in more ways than girth. Know-it-all, arrogant, pedantic, etc. To be fair though, at least Comic Book Guy knows how to use the internet. It's a joke to see Mike looking stuff up in a book for 10 minutes when the answer is seconds away. Back to top MisterZero Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 16 Location: Losaida Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gordon Gekko wrote: Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I thought Mike said that if a slice of pizza fell he'd jump into the stands to save it from hitting the ground, I must've misunderstood. I love mike, but...c'mon already. Back to top Mike Fatcessa Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 217 Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanted to bump this thread just because it's so hillarious Back to top Andoy Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 23 Location: CT Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Watch out guys, Mike may be coming after ya! Back to top Francesa's Lunchbox Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 468 Location: Any buffet table Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Francesa Said He Would Jump Into Stands Like Davis HAAAA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gordon Gekko wrote: Did you catch Mike talking about the Antonio Davis incident. Francesa said if it was his family he would have jumped into the stands also. I was cracking up, yeah right Mike, you would have killed yourself the minute you attempted to step onto the scorer's table. Did anyone hear that, it was at the beginning of the show. I couldn't stop laughing, picture that fat Jabba the Hut clone trying to first climb onto the scorer's table. Even if he made it (although probably would have taken the team to lift him up), he probably would have crushed some small child as he landed onto the aisle. By the time he would have been able to get up after landing the situation would have been long over. The only thing I can think of that accurately could capture such a scenario was the movie King Kong. Remember when King Kong is brought into New York for a Broadway play. He is chained up but breaks the chains and enters the stands. If Mike Francesa made it over the scorer's table, I think the stadium would panic and hundreds of scared fans would have knocked each other over trying to race to the exits ROTFLMAO This is the third time I've read this topic, and each time I end up spitting drink all over my screen. Back to top 
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11-28-2006, 01:35 PM
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 :lol:  It took a lot of Windex and a handful of Bounty to clean my computer screen after reading that thread. I swear, Gordon must be a comedian.
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11-28-2006, 01:43 PM
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Mike Francesa = King Kong
Francesa looks a little bit like King King. I remember when the movie came out last year he was "very excited" about its release. I think Mike can relate to the furry fellow.
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11-30-2006, 07:36 PM
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Sung to the tune of South Park's, "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" (Sorry, I've had a few...)
What would Mike Francesa do if he were here right now? He's prob'ly smack a fan or two That's what Mike Francesa'd do! when Mike Francesa's on the floor he racks up 16 blocks if Isiah put him in the game, he'd make defensive stops when Mike Francesa led the Bulls in 1994 Jordan took a back seat and just let the big guy score and when PJ Brown bodyslammed Charlie Ward Mike Francesa punched him and dropped him to the floor cause Mike Francesa doesn't take **** from ANYBODY! What would Mike Francesa do if he were here right now? He's prob'ly smack a fan or two That's what Mike Francesa'd do!
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11-30-2006, 08:04 PM
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11-30-2006, 09:54 PM
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Funny, TRD. :-)
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11-30-2006, 11:59 PM
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I am glad to see that I was a part of MikeFrancesa.com history.
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Formerly "Terrell Owens" "If you can't play it, talk it"-Marc Malusis. I like Al Davis, but not many people do. But everyone should like a Raiderette.
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01-15-2009, 07:15 PM
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Going through old threads, this one stood out. HAHA funny stuff
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01-15-2009, 07:34 PM
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"I don't wanna make a statement I don't know the answer to" - Mike Francesa 2/27/09
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01-15-2009, 07:46 PM
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01-15-2009, 08:17 PM
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"I don't wanna make a statement I don't know the answer to" - Mike Francesa 2/27/09
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01-15-2009, 08:54 PM
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